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OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAPIE QUOTES…

“Now that’s ironic, isn’t it? You’ve tried to kill me three times, and you can’t even kill yourself once.” Phelan has a great knack for keeping Andy up to date with exactly how useless he is. “The baby is Pete’s, and it’s fine. Moira is weak, but she’s fine. Emma isn’t fine, because she killed herself. She probably hasn’t been fine for ages, only I didn’t see it. And those lads who lost their father have now lost their mother and their brother. And she wasn’t bananas, she was ill. And now she’s dead. Has that answered everyone’s questions?” If you’ve not been keeping up with Emmerdale, vicar Harriet can be relied upon to ensure you know what’s been going on. “I’ve spent the best years of my life here… You and me, we’ve gone through a lot together, I’ll say we have. But do you know? I wouldn’t have had it any other way.” When Rita started talking to the actual Street itself, we feared the worst. But ‘yay!’ for happy endings! “It’s been lovely, but I’d rather stare into space right now, thanks.” “You can do what you like, once you’ve told us where we can find your God-bothering maniac of a mother.” She loves a toy boy. He likes a bit of posh. what a pairing these two would make! “Fill your boots, mate. Sonia’s as free as a bird. Sometimes prefers birds, actually.” Martin and Sonia have such a healthy relationship as exes, he’s happy to pimp her out.