“I’m taking another woman’s baby!”
Sorry – I don’t want to reveal my name and I’ve disguised myself in my photograph. But here’s my story… after failing to conceive by IVF, my partner and I used a surrogate. But the surrogate lost our baby and I haven’t told anyone! Then I found out that my sort-ofstepsister was planning an abortion, so I’ve offered to pretend that her baby is mine. I just want to check… this is all normal, isn’t it? Yours hopefully, Oh, lovey – you’re in a bit of a pickle! Funnily enough, I work with a lass who also had a terrible time with IVF and is using a surrogate herself. But that’s all going well, I’m happy to say – and even if it weren’t, she wouldn’t be such a daft ’apeth as to lie about it! I mean, her fella’s a ragin’ alcoholic, and finding out something like that would send him straight to the bottom of a bottle of Bell’s.
But enough about my
Toyah, this is supposed to be about you, in’t it? My advice is: that all sounds like a great plan. Least said, soonest mended, an’ all that. Keep your gob shut, and I’m sure nothing can go wrong.