“I love cheesy lines!”

CHRISSY COSTANZA DAT­ING TIPS

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HI, CHRISSY. COULD WE ASK YOU FOR SOME DI­REC­TIONS?

“To where?”

TO YOUR HEART…

“That is, with­out a doubt, the corni­est line I have ever heard. It’s also funny, which means that I love it! I guess I’m the worst per­son for some­thing like this, as I’m so amused by lines like that. Hon­estly, if some­one were brave enough to say that line to my face, then they’d de­fifinitely get a bonus point.”

I’M TRY­ING TO REAR­RANGE THE AL­PHA­BET SO ‘U’ AND ‘I’ ARE TO­GETHER…

“Oh my God! I wouldn’t even know what to say! I’d prob­a­bly just laugh and stare into the dis­tance and be re­ally un­com­fort­able that some­one had se­ri­ously tried a line that aw­ful on me.”

YOUR NAME MUST BE MICKEY, BE­CAUSE YOU’RE SO FINE…

“( Laughs) That one is funny! It’s unique; I’ve never heard it be­fore, so, for that rea­son, I de­fifinitely like it! I can’t deny that it’s su­per-corny, though.”

IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BE­CAUSE YOU’VE GOT EX­ACTLY WHAT I’M SEARCH­ING FOR…

“Oh, no no no no, that is just so hor­ri­ble! First of all, search en­gines are not in any way ro­man­tic, and never will be. Plus, it’s not funny, witty or cute – so it’s no good at all!”

ARE YOU FROM TEN­NESSEE? BE­CAUSE YOU’RE THE ONLY TEN-I-SEE…

“That’s the most clas­sic pick-up line of all time! I guess you wouldn’t ac­tu­ally use that in the UK – you’d have lim­ited op­por­tu­ni­ties to ask some­one if they were from Ten­nessee. If some­one used that line on me, I’d prob­a­bly roll my eyes and walk away. I’d be slightly amused, but mainly be­cause it’s such an old favourite.”

IT’S HANDY I HAVE MY LI­BRARY CARD, BE­CAUSE I’M TO­TALLY CHECK­ING

YOU OUT…

“That is not good at all. I’d say it’s not as bad as the Google one, but that’s pretty faint praise as that one was the ab­so­lute worst!”

ARE YOU A MA­GI­CIAN? ’CAUSE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, EV­ERY­ONE ELSE DIS­AP­PEARS…

“That’s so sweet – I love that one! I love cheesy lines, but it’s also got that cute fac­tor; it’s not like you’re go­ing,‘i’m check­ing you out,’ or, ‘You’re fifine.’ To be clear: it’s bad as a line, but it’s a lit­tle bit cute,

which re­deems it.”

I’M NOT A PHO­TOG­RA­PHER, BUT I CAN TO­TALLY PIC­TURE US TO­GETHER…

“Yeah, that’s cute like the last one.with some pick-up lines, they can be so bad, they’re funny, which can be a good thing.this one de­fifinitely goes into that cat­e­gory! They’re much nicer than the more pre­sump­tu­ous ones, though, be­cause they’re be­ing corny and be­ing a douchebag, which means you’ve got noth­ing go­ing for you!”

ARE YOU MY AP­PEN­DIX? BE­CAUSE I HAVE A FUNNY FEEL­ING IN MY STOM­ACH THAT MAKES ME FEEL I SHOULD TAKE YOU OUT…

“Wow! I don’t even know how to re­act to that one – that’s some next-level shit! That one re­quires some thought; there’s a bit of sci­ence there. Maybe you could use that one on a doc­tor or a sur­geon.”

DO YOU WORK AT STAR­BUCKS? BE­CAUSE I LIKE YOU A LATTE…

“That one has de­fifinitely won me back over – that is so cute! It works on sev­eral lev­els; I drink a lot of coffee and I par­tic­u­larly like a latte, so, y‘know, it’s off to a good

start. Plus, it has a pun, which is al­ways good.”

MY DOC­TOR SAYS I’M LACK­ING VI­TA­MIN U…

“That’s a triple ‘no’! My di­ag­no­sis is that one is sooooo corny, and there is no cure!”

Give it 20 sec­onds and Chrissy will re­alise that’s not a bread­stick We’re not great at read­ing the signs, but we think this has gone well… ICE-SKAT­ING “If it’s some­one that you’re al­ready see­ing, then be­ing in sweats and drink­ing coffee is my idea of a gr

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