21ST CENTURY FACTUAL BOY
Your crib notes on GREG GRAFFIN…
BORN: Madison, Wisconsin. LIVES: Upstate New York. EDUCATION: UCLA, University of Wisconsin, Cornell.
BANDS: Bad Religion. SPECIAL SKILLS: Academic, intellectual, author, professor. MOST LIKELY TO SAY: “There is no God in Heaven, so get off your knees.” LEAST LIKELY TO SAY: “School’s blown to pieces.” HE’S A LEGEND
BECAUSE: Punk rock is largely populated with really smart people, and Greg may just be as smart as any of them. Plus, Bad Religion rule and have lasted the distance.