... And the worst Some trav­es­ties we’ll never for­get

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1. WORST FIFTY SHADES OF GREY- IN­SPIRED MER­CHAN­DISE

Some­one call so­cial ser­vices. No in­fant should be forced to wear a baby­gro with the words ‘9 months ago… my mummy read Fifty Shades of Grey’.

2. WORST TAT­TOO: CHRIS BROWN

While Justin Bieber’s owl seems a bit random and One Di­rec­tion’s var­i­ous ink­ings (Iced Gems, mi­cro­phones, stars and chevrons) look like some­one bought them a pack of trans­fers, no­body beats Chris Brown’s tat­too of a ‘beaten woman’ who looks sus­pi­ciously like his girl­friend Ri­hanna for the most dis­gust­ing body art, ever.

3. THE I N YOUR FACE AWARD FOR BE­ING WRONG (AND OF­FEND­ING AN EN­TIRE NA­TION WHILE YOU’RE AT IT): MITT ROM­NEY

The would-be US pres­i­dent said af­ter vis­it­ing Lon­don preGames: ‘It’s hard to know just how well [the Olympics will turn out]. There were a few things that were dis­con­cert­ing.’ What­ever, Mitt. We won. You lost. Na na na na naah.

4. WORST MU­SI­CAL RE­U­NION: OLIVIA NEW­TON-JOHN AND JOHN TRA­VOLTA

Ev­ery­one knows that a sum­mer lovin’ af­fair shouldn’t be re­vis­ited, ever, let alone at Christ­mas — and 34 years later. This rec­ol­lab­o­ra­tion is just so wrong, on so many lev­els.

5. MOST ATTENTIONGRABBINGLY PLUNG­ING NECK­LINE: AN­DREA RISE­BOR­OUGH

Leav­ing lit­tle to the imag­i­na­tion — and lots to tit tape, this year’s hottest Brit ac­tress An­drea Rise­bor­ough’s BIFA dress gets a big fash­ion boo­bie prize.

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