WE KNOW, HOW IS IT X FACTOR TIME AGAIN ALREADY? CONSIDER YOUR WEEKENDS BOOKED UP AS JUDGES SIMON, LOUIS, NICOLE AND SHARON RETURN. HERE ARE THE MOMENTS WE’RE ALREADY LOOKING FORWARD TO…
Simon’s scowl as someone murders Adele’s Hello for the sixth time in one day.
The mock surprise when one of the judges realises that it’s a returning contestant and then talks about how they’ve grown up—when all they changed was their haircut.
A parent descends on the judges to beg for a chance for their little poppet who’s ‘had singing lessons and everything’ and is still awful.
The X Factor returns to ITV at 8pm on 27 August
lscherzy’s cringeworthy desk dancing. We give it one episode ’til she’s up there.
lrylan presenting The Xtra factor – need we say more?