Try my no-calorie cake – it’s the law...
GENTLEMEN, when you go into a café with your wife or girlfriend and ask if she would like a cake what’s the standard response?
“No thanks, I’ll just have a coffee.”
So, what do you do? You order two coffees and one cake for yourself. You place your order on a tray and walk over to your beloved.
Watch her closely as you place the tray on the table.
Note the flaring nostrils as the cake enters her gravitational field.
Observe the laser-like beam of her eyes burning through the layers.
At this point you will feel a strange compulsion to ask if she would like to share it.
You will be instructed to cut a small piece ‘just to taste’.
Before the knife comes to rest, a lizard-like tongue will lash around the cake devouring the larger piece leaving you with the tiny taster.
Why do women do this to us? Why not just say they want a cake?
I’ll tell you why because there are no calories in cake your husband orders. A woman can eat all three layers of a chocolate cake calorie free… as long as it’s yours.
It’s the law.