Terrorist cell in Downton? Surely not
HAS anyone noticed that the dog in Downton Abbey shares its name with a terrorist organisation?
How did that happen? What were the producers thinking? Surely he realised naming the Downton dog Isis was asking for trouble.
Mr Cameron is sufficiently incensed to order air strikes. (What’s wrong with throwing a stick?)
Worst of all the Downton dog is a Labrador. Who ever heard of a subversive retriever? An Afghan hound maybe but never a Labrador.
I’ve banned my dogs from watching Downton. I don’t want Murphy radicalised. I have enough trouble as it is when Mrs B gets inflamed. The last thing I need is a pack of anarchic canines.
No more Sunday night TV for my dogs. From now on it’s Country File followed by an early night.
●● Murphy in plain clothes