Our new lodger Carson is not angelic
For those addicted to taking offence there are so many worthwhile causes. Once they step outside their comfort zone the world’s their oyster (no offence to crustaceans).
Thousands of oppressed people in North Korea would love to see them remonstrating with the oppressive regime of Kim Jong-un.
I’m sure Jock and his pals would drink to that. I LOVE dogs, they are simple straight-forward animals.
You know exactly where you stand with a dog. He’s either behaving or he isn’t and either way you will know. Not so with cats. Carson, our new feline lodger, seems angelic but appearances are deceiving.
Somehow Carson has collected a selection of dead rodents without leaving the kitchen thus throwing suspicion upon the dogs.
I don’t know how he’s done it and he isn’t telling (something to do with the Magic Circle?) but it’s freaking me out.
I’ve tried locking his cat-flap but it’s like handcuffing David Blane… he simply disappears.
Over the years I’ve learned to trust my dogs but this cat is sneaky.