All hail Ronaldo!

Match of the Day - - Funnies -


MAIN PO­SI­TION Cen­tral mid­fielder OTHER PO­SI­TIONS At­tack­ing mid­fielder Right winger

“Well, Vi­vianne Miedema tried to do a rabona penalty the other day so I’m go­ing to say her – but it didn’t quite come off! Bethany Mead gives her a run for her money – she likes her flicks and her tricks!”

“Dan Carter is al­ways eat­ing! When she sits down for lunch, she’s in there for about two hours eat­ing grapes and yo­ghurts and ev­ery­thing avail­able to her!”

“I’ve seen a few sus­pect things, but we don’t re­ally have any bad dressers. Sari van Vee­nen­daal, our Dutch keeper, al­ways wears mul­ti­coloured socks and tucks her jeans into them, which isn’t some­thing you of­ten see in Eng­land!”

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