Match of the Day - - Funnies - BY DWAINE PIPE

JUR­GEN KLOPP HAS boosted Liver­pool’s chances of win­ning the ti­tle for the first time in nearly 30 years by mak­ing four ab­so­lute worldie sign­ings. Fabinho, Alis­son Becker, Naby Keita and Xher­dan Shaqiri have added real qual­ity!

WITH A WHOP­PING 72,000 square me­tres of con­crete, 12,000 pots of paint and 729 stair­cases later, Tot­ten­ham's new sta­dium is ready for its first game. This world-class arena is fit for ti­tle-win­ning footy – it's Mauri­cio Po­chet­tino's job to de­liver! ! BY PEPE RONI i

United have all the in­gre­di­ents needed to win the Prem ti­tle – su­per­star names, a world-class keeper and a 27-goal striker in Romelu Lukaku. It’s a shame the man putting the recipe to­gether is get­ting past his sell-by date!

He's al­ready a top keeper and he's only 23 – Kepa will get even bet­ter as he gets older! LIGHT­NING RE­FLEXES! The Span­ish shot-stop­per im­pressed with his ridicu­lously quick re­ac­tion saves at Bil­bao!

Kepa doesn't panic un­der pres­sure – he'll be able to han­dle big games at Chelsea!

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