RUSH-HOUR CRUSH BEHIND THE MASK
Love (and lust) is also coming back out of lockdown – as shown by these messages from commuter cupids. Are they talking about you?
To the black girl wearing a tracksuit, white jacket and white hat. You had been shopping and had bought an ornate white-framed mirror and a suitcase about three weeks ago. I looked at you as I got on the No.44 bus in Wandsworth but didn’t want to stare. When I got off the bus you smiled and waved at me, and I waved back. Would love to meet up for a socially distanced drink.
White Male, Wearing A Mask And Carrying Shopping
Male, early-thirties (maybe), Tottenham fan with his boss’s adorable dog and all the dog kit on the Northern line from Kennington to Tooting Broadway at about 6.30 on June 19. I wish I’d asked for your phone number so we could talk some more about football and dogs.
The Girl With The Spurs Face Mask
A handsome, down-to-earth doctor with the best accent in the world (Northern Irish). I saw you in Highbury Fields while walking my Jack Russell. You liked my dog but I liked you. If you can speak the language of love, fancy a socially distanced drink?
Dark-haired, beautiful Italian lady who was in my seat on the BA flight