Keith’s balls bad­gered!

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AC­TOR Keith Allen was lucky to es­cape with his KNACKERS in­tact after he was at­tacked by an an­gry badger while naked in his gar­den, he has re­vealed.

The Shal­low Grave star ( above) was in­ves­ti­gat­ing a noise at 2am when he was con­fronted by the beast, which was at­tack­ing his chick­ens.

And the 58-year-old says the vi­cious at­tack left him thank­ful to still be whole down be­low.

He said: “You don’t want to be trapped in a chicken coop naked with a f*ck­ing badger that can’t get out!

“I went out there at two in the morn­ing. I stomped across in my slip­pers think­ing it would run when it heard me.

“It didn't!”

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