Keith’s balls badgered!
ACTOR Keith Allen was lucky to escape with his KNACKERS intact after he was attacked by an angry badger while naked in his garden, he has revealed.
The Shallow Grave star ( above) was investigating a noise at 2am when he was confronted by the beast, which was attacking his chickens.
And the 58-year-old says the vicious attack left him thankful to still be whole down below.
He said: “You don’t want to be trapped in a chicken coop naked with a f*cking badger that can’t get out!
“I went out there at two in the morning. I stomped across in my slippers thinking it would run when it heard me.