Being older means I know exactly what I want in bed
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and all you can see is clouds. Sometimes his deputy comes in halfway through and joins in as well. JANICE: That sounds nice. There’s something about pilots isn’t there?
I have a thing about being tied up and left. Once, my exhusband walked into the lounge, stripped my clothes off me then dragged me to the kitchen, handcuffed me to a cabinet and walked off. I had no idea when he would be back or what he was going to do to me but I’ll tell you something, it was a bloody turn-on! When he did come back about ten minutes later he turned me over and gave one hell of a rogering. It was pretty good, probably one of our sexual highlights.
SUE: Have you ever had a threesome? JANICE: Are you offering? SUE: That’s not what I meant, but I’m game if you are! JANICE: You being serious? SUE: No, don’t be daft! We’re close, but not that close.
Anyway, I’ll answer the question. I did actually have a threesome when I was in my twenties. I was on a night out with a woman who I worked with. It was more of a foursome, though — does that count as an orgy?
We got talking to these two guys and went back to one guy’s flat. I was on a sofa with one and she was with the other. I was minding my own business, getting stuck into my man, and looked over to see she was giving head.
We stopped and started watching, it was such a turn on, and they seemed to get off on us watching them. Me and my bloke started having sex and we all sort of swapped around. It was great fun! JANICE: Wasn’t it awkward the next day in the office? Sue: Nah, f*ck it, life’s for living.
JANICE: Have you ever had sex anywhere weird? SUE: Oh yes! I’ve done it on the top deck of a bus on my way home from a night out — with a bloke I’d just met on the bus!
I’ve also done it on the train a few times. I’m a bit of a closet public transport shagger, aren’t I? I’ve done it in the car park of a McDonalds as well. JANICE: Did you? How did that happen? SUE: I was about 17 and had been on a date with this guy. He picked me up from my parent’s house and took me to the drive-through. We just sat there in silence until he leaned over and kissed me in that awkward teen way. He was the first person I ever gave a blow job to. NAME: Sue Raine AGE: 34 FROM: Stockport OCCUPATION: Waitress RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married FAVE DRINK: Vodka FAVE FOOD: Kebabs FAVE FILM: Pretty Woman FAVE ACTOR: Gary Oldman
SUE: Have you taken it up the bum? JANICE: God, get straight to the point, why don’t you! Erm, yes on occasions I have. I think it’s a bit like Marmite — I’m not meaning that in a gross way. I just mean people either seem to love it or hate it.
I’m probably more leaning towards hating it, but I have done it when my ex wanted to, usually on his birthday or if I wanted to get him to do something nice like take me out for dinner. SUE: Did you enjoy it? JANICE: Not really. For a man it’s all nice and tight and they shove it up and Bob’s your uncle. It must feel fab having something that tight around your cock. But I don’t think men get, or care, how uncomfortable it is for us. Plus, there’s no G-spot or anything up there so it’s just a few minutes of pain, or however long it takes them to shoot their load.
So come on then, why am I doing all the talking? Have you done it? SUE: Yes, I have. I don’t want to sound slutty but there’s something about it I quite enjoy, especially when your partner pushes your head down into the pillow, grabs your hips or bum cheeks and just “takes you”. I love big proper dominant men who just do what they want to me in bed. It’s such a turn-on!
JANICE: So what’s the best position for sex? SUE: I like me on top, him on top, from behind, sitting sex, me sitting on his face, 69-ers, ...erm, should I go on? JANICE: If you could only do one for the rest of time then what would it be?
SUE: Jesus, just one? That’s hard. I like to do a variety every time we have sex.
Okay, if I absolutely had to choose then it’d be doggy ...no, me on top. Actually no, I’ll stick with doggy. Like I said before, I like being submissive and that’s quite a submissive position. Also, I have very sensitive nipples and I like it when I’m getting screwed from behind while they gently caress my breasts and my nipples with his fingers. How about you? JANICE: Being older I’ve tried all kinds of things and I know exactly what I want now. I love being on top, riding a man like a lovecrazed animal.