I messed up date with dirty offy babe — literally!
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Dear Jemma, LAST weekend the girl behind the till at my local offy started to give me the come-on.
I was in there to get a few bottles of wine and there was a three-for-two offer on Stella, so I ended up buying a load of cases.
This blonde piece, who’s about 30, started giving me the eye and asked if I was having a party. I said I was but only she was invited.
I c o ul dn’t believe it when she said she would be there when her shift finished. I could hardly contain myself!
When she got to my place she pulled down off her uniform and stood there naked.
I leaned in and started kissing her and teasing her pert breasts before reaching down and grabbing her bum.
She was soon on her knees and was slurping down my hard shaft.
I was so hard! She was looking up at me with her big eyes as she took my cock all the way down her throat. She stopped and told me how she loved being a dirty girl and started rubbing the top of my hard dick against her nipples before taking me in her mouth again.
I was in heaven when she stopped and told me to take her to bed so I could give her a good hard shagging. I could not get there quick enough, believe me!
She sat on the bed and screamed, “F*ck me now, give it to me!”
But just as I was about to take her, I ended up spaffing every where. I was mortified.
Now I’m simply too embarrassed to go back to the offy, and the other nearest one is 30 minutes’ walk away. What should I do?
Ben, Chichester Jemma says:
Er, put some sheets down first, perhaps? MAN up, control your knob and stop being so pathetic, you idiot!