I messed up date with dirty offy babe — lit­er­ally!


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Dear Jemma, LAST week­end the girl be­hind the till at my lo­cal offy started to give me the come-on.

I was in there to get a few bot­tles of wine and there was a three-for-two of­fer on Stella, so I ended up buy­ing a load of cases.

This blonde piece, who’s about 30, started giv­ing me the eye and asked if I was hav­ing a party. I said I was but only she was in­vited.

I c o ul dn’t be­lieve it when she said she would be there when her shift fin­ished. I could hardly con­tain my­self!

When she got to my place she pulled down off her uni­form and stood there naked.

I leaned in and started kiss­ing her and teas­ing her pert breasts be­fore reach­ing down and grab­bing her bum.

She was soon on her knees and was slurp­ing down my hard shaft.

I was so hard! She was look­ing up at me with her big eyes as she took my cock all the way down her throat. She stopped and told me how she loved be­ing a dirty girl and started rub­bing the top of my hard dick against her nip­ples be­fore tak­ing me in her mouth again.

I was in heaven when she stopped and told me to take her to bed so I could give her a good hard shag­ging. I could not get there quick enough, be­lieve me!

She sat on the bed and screamed, “F*ck me now, give it to me!”

But just as I was about to take her, I ended up spaffing ev­ery where. I was mor­ti­fied.

Now I’m sim­ply too em­bar­rassed to go back to the offy, and the other near­est one is 30 min­utes’ walk away. What should I do?

Ben, Chich­ester Jemma says:

Er, put some sheets down first, per­haps? MAN up, con­trol your knob and stop be­ing so pa­thetic, you idiot!

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