I’m hav­ing a wee spot of bother with my prude wife

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Dear Jemma, YES­TER­DAY I had the most erotic mo­ment of my life — watch­ing my wife take a piss.

I was in the bath, sooth­ing my aching limbs after play­ing footy, when the mis­sus burst in and started hav­ing a wee.

I was re­ally shocked, she’d never done any­thing like that at all be­fore. If any­thing she’s quite prud­ish.

But hear­ing the stream of wa­ter hit the toi­let pan was so arous­ing I couldn’t stop my­self and started knock­ing one out.

When my wife spot­ted what I was up to she called me a “bloody per­vert” and now she said she wants a di­vorce.

Well, would you say I’m per­verted?

AF, Ain­tree Jemma says: NO, you are def­i­nitely NOT per­verted.

Peo­ple are dif­fer­ent when it comes to sex and ev­ery­one has dif­fer­ent things that turn them on.

That said, you should never force your par­tic­u­lar fetishes onto your wife, or in­deed any­one, who’s not com­fort­able with it.

Sit down with her and have a good talk about your sex life, find out if she has any fan­tasies she wants to try — you might be pleas­antly sur­prised.

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