I’m having a wee spot of bother with my prude wife
Dear Jemma, YESTERDAY I had the most erotic moment of my life — watching my wife take a piss.
I was in the bath, soothing my aching limbs after playing footy, when the missus burst in and started having a wee.
I was really shocked, she’d never done anything like that at all before. If anything she’s quite prudish.
But hearing the stream of water hit the toilet pan was so arousing I couldn’t stop myself and started knocking one out.
When my wife spotted what I was up to she called me a “bloody pervert” and now she said she wants a divorce.
Well, would you say I’m perverted?
AF, Aintree Jemma says: NO, you are definitely NOT perverted.
People are different when it comes to sex and everyone has different things that turn them on.
That said, you should never force your particular fetishes onto your wife, or indeed anyone, who’s not comfortable with it.
Sit down with her and have a good talk about your sex life, find out if she has any fantasies she wants to try — you might be pleasantly surprised.