Perma-stiffy son gives dad a hard time

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A MAN was ar­rested for steal­ing money in or­der to com­bat his painful EREC­TIONS.

David Miller, 30, al­legedly broke into his fa­ther Tommy’s flat and de­manded cash for painkillers, which he had be­come ad­dicted to after de­vel­op­ing his stiffy con­di­tion.

He pulled a knife on him, say­ing: “I want you out, and I want money”

The fa­ther then called po­lice, after which his son was ar­rested for bur­glary and at­tempted rob­bery.

How­ever, the el­der Miller has since posted bail, which was set at a £15,000.

The sym­pa­thetic dad said: “My son has a very rare dis­ease, he has a pri­apism, which means he gets an erec­tion that lasts five or six hours, and it’s very painful.

“They gave him drugs. That’s his prob­lem, he’s ad­dicted to them now.

“He’s been sick since he was lit­tle. I had him ar­rested. Now I’ve bailed him out.”

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