THE ONLY WAY IS GEMMA!
I CAN'T wait for The Only Way Is Essex start later this month.
Mainly because my mate Gemma Massey is going to be in it as she’s seeing Kirk Norcross.
Well, I say that. She’s been having a bloody nightmare with the show’s producers because they don’t want her on it as she's been a porn star.
The latest is that Kirk has dumped her because they don’t want to tarnish the squeaky clean image of the programme.
I’m absolutely livid about it! Gemma is a great girl and I can't see any reason why she can't be on mainstream telly just because she's done porn.
Kirk's done this before, dumped his girlfriend just to get attention. He did the same with Lauren Pope before series two.
But my spies tell me they’re still seeing each other, and I hope they let Gemma feature on the show.
People need to have more respect for porn stars here. In the US, they rub shoulders with Hollywood A-listers. Here people treat them like shit. I mean, all they do is have sex – everyone does it.
I don't know why Brits are so uptight. How often do you hear about paedos running a scout group or shuffling behind the till in the corner shop?
We should celebrate porn, not make girls like Gemma hide away. I LOVE The X Factor this year. I watched that Jade girl sing Someone Like You by Adele on Saturday and thought she was really good.
But I also think it’s the song that makes people sound so great when they sing it.
Now Adele is a woman after my own heart. I love her mucky laugh and the fact she just doesn’t give a shit.
She was on Jonathan Ross saying her ex-boyfriend was a “dickhead” who had treated her like shit and I just thought “fair play to you girl”.
I reckon we’d have a right laugh if we got together. Adele, a couple of tickets for your next London gig would be lovely thanks very much!