Our world famous visits are back...so get in touch now!
PHWOAR blimey, fellas — have you booked your FREE TOPLESS STUNNAS visit yet?
Because it’s back — YOUR chance to have one or maybe TWO bare-boobed beauties come to your WORK, your PUB or even to meet your FOOTY TEAM.
We’re on a mission to cheer everyone up amid the misery of “the cuts”, job losses and pay freezes — not to mention the frankly rubbish summer.
Instead of sunshine, we offer to put a SMILE on your faces as our girls rip off their tops just for YOU and your mates.
What’s more you’ll even get to appear alongside them in Britain’s BREAST and brightest paper, Midweek Sport!
Imagine being the one to tell the lads what you’ve arranged for them as a tasty treat?
And yes, fellas, this is all ENTIRELY FREE. NO catches. NO hidden charges. NO messing.
And it couldn’t be any easier to organise. Just send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org or ring us on 0161 358 0354 and tell us why your workplace, your pub, or your footy team, should get a visit from our stunnas.
Don’t forget to include a daytime phone number and the name of the gaffer so we can set things up!