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MY wife and I walked past a swanky restau­rant. “Did you smell that food,” she said. “It’s ab­so­lutely in­cred­i­ble and it is our an­niver­sary to­mor­row.” “F*ck it,” I thought. “I’ll treat her.” So I walked her past it again. Si Carter

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