Watch out Pippa – Dappy wants a bonk!
N DUBZ singer Dappy Contostavlos has told how he has a huge MANHOOD and would like to share it with Pippa Middleton.
The 24-year-old says if he was Prince William he would bonk his sister-in-law (above) and leave Princess Kate locked in a dungeon!
Dappy said: “Have you seen the way she looks in that little tight dress going up that aisle? She’s buff.
“I’d shag Pippa. I think she’s got the best figure ever. So Kate can stay in my dungeon while Pippa’s around.”
Dappy also boasted that he has a huge willy in the interview in Heat magazine.
Talking of a picture of it he put on the internet, he said: “I’m pretty happy with my belongings downstairs.
“If someone has a small willy, they wouldn’t want to show it, would they?” BLONDE babe Mollie waited until the band took a trip to America to show off her white cotton knickers.
The bum-cheek clinging pants were revealed when a pal lifted her up in a hug on Los Angeles’ Venice Beach. GORGEOUS Una from Dublin was snapped wearing a tiny tight pink miniskirt as she sang to fans at Alton Towers in Staffordshire.
The outfit proved to be far too tight – because it was soon riding up and revealing her sexy black panties.