PICK WEEK OF THE WEDNESDAY
ARE there two Wayne Rooneys? One who can score for fun and the other who’s more interested in swearing at referees and being very angry and very shouty.
It certainly seems that way and happily for Manchester United and England fans it’s the goal-scoring Wayne who seems to be playing this season.
Maybe it’s his hair transplant that’s made all the difference, or maybe Coleen has agreed to some roleplay games where she dresses up as Blanche from The Golden Girls.
Whatever the reason, the facially-challenegd striker is currently in red-hot form and that doesn’t bode well for Benfica.
Even if the Portugeuse side tame the Scouser, Sir Alex Ferguson’s newlook side has enough talent elsewhere on the pitch to get the job done.