NORMALLY I would recommend showering in the blood of Ebola victims before telling people to watch Big Brother.
But then they only went and filled it with some absolute stunnas, the bastards.
Louise Cliffe is the biggest draw – she’s proper fit and not afraid to show off her boobs either.
But by Friday even her beauty might not be enough to cancel out the overwhelming stench of desperation and f*ckwittery.
At least you’ll get to see one fame-hungry tw*t having to deal with the massive psychological blow that comes with being kicked out first.
Unless, of course, it’s Louise, in which case they’re all just jealous and I have got a very comfortable shoulder that is perfect for crying on.