FRI­DAY

Midweek Sport - - TV GUIDE -

NOR­MALLY I would rec­om­mend show­er­ing in the blood of Ebola vic­tims be­fore telling peo­ple to watch Big Brother.

But then they only went and filled it with some ab­so­lute stun­nas, the bas­tards.

Louise Cliffe is the big­gest draw – she’s proper fit and not afraid to show off her boobs ei­ther.

But by Fri­day even her beauty might not be enough to can­cel out the over­whelm­ing stench of des­per­a­tion and f*ck­wit­tery.

At least you’ll get to see one fame-hun­gry tw*t hav­ing to deal with the mas­sive psy­cho­log­i­cal blow that comes with be­ing kicked out first.

Un­less, of course, it’s Louise, in which case they’re all just jeal­ous and I have got a very com­fort­able shoul­der that is per­fect for cry­ing on.

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