WITH ANNIE BULLAH
Party sex in fancy dress leaves me in a right old mess!
Dear Annie, I’VE just turned 21 and I’m worried I’m getting a bad reputation in my home town. Last week, I was in my local pub and a few of us had a stay behind. The curtains were drawn, the music was turned down and the door was locked. There were about 20 people left in the bar and it was a fancy dress night so everyone was wearing funny outfits.
I was in a skin tight catsuit that could barely contain my 32EE boobs — so much so that no one could keep their eyes off my tits. I had on a high pair of stilettos
too so IS it okay to be sexually aroused by surgical stockings?
I’ve caught my old man wanking off while watching Nora Batty on his Last of The Summer Wine DVDS.
He says I’m just being prudish — but I’m fairly sure it’s not normal behaviour.
Do you think it’s grounds for divorce?
Helen, Liverpool Annie says: TRY putting wrinkly stockings on for your man and letting him enjoy the experience in the flesh, rather than just watching on TV.