Justin’s man boob hell
HAIRY funnyman Justin Lee Collins has revealed his growing pains after sprouting a set of MOOBS!
The comedian says his time as a teenager was a nightmare because not only was he short and spotty – he also had man mammaries!
Justin, 37, recalled: “I got very spotty and developed breasts. Breasts are the last thing you need as a teenage boy.
“So I’m 16, working fulltime in M&S, surrounded by men, and I’m 5ft 4in, with bad skin, moobs, long hair and patchy highlights. That’s still what I feel like.
“And now I’m in musical theatre at 37, surrounded by beautiful people with 10 years on me. If anyone looks at me in that special way, they must have a fetish.”