String fire f*ckers up!
I CAN’T believe how stupid some people are having just heard about the fires in Mijas, Spain.
I’ve got a place out there and I’ve been worried sick as the fires aren’t too far away from it, and because the area has been shut off by firefighters, no-one can check on it for me.
The only good thing is that when it was built I insisted on fire resistant breeze blocks, so hopefully it should be ok.
I’ve heard that the fires were started deliberately by idiots who want to get at the police. It makes me so angry! It’s just like the riots we had over here. These dickheads just don’t like seeing people have nice things.
They can’t be arsed to go out and work and get things for themselves. They want to trash things that decent people have worked hard for.
Two people have been killed and countless animals have died for no reason at all.
If they catch these horrible people they should string the f*ckers up. I’M feeling very guilty this week as I’ve somehow managed to MURDER a fox!
I was distraught. I only gave him a chicken carcass to eat the other night and I woke up in the morning to find him dead!
The RSPCA came round to collect him and told me he’d choked on a bone. Poor thing. But foxes are vermin and can attack humans.
Since my Luca plays out there, it’s probably for the best. I WATCHED a programme the other day about squatters and I was just amazed at how cheeky they are.
This couple were at their wits’ end because a load of dropouts had taken over their posh house in London.
They called the police, who couldn’t do anything either, which is just pathetic.
If I ever had anyone do that in my house, I’d drag them out kicking and screaming myself. They wouldn’t mess with me! I HAD a r un-in with some coppers on Friday night.
My driver had just dropped me off and he got pulled over in my Mercedes for a random check.
He showed them his insurance documents, and they radioed to the DVLA to check on his licence.
Because he had clocked up speeding points back in like 1997 and had a six month ban, they claimed he didn’t have a licence.
So he rang me at work in a right state telling me the police were going to IMPOUND my car.
I was livid! So I got my coat and went to meet him. When I got there 11 coppers, four cars, a riot van and a motorbike were waiting for me!
I know I can be a bit feisty but for f*ck’s sake!
They couldn’t have been nicer when they handed over my keys.
I think it might have been due to the fact I was dr essed in my sexiest heels and stockings and basque just like in this pic (left).