I’LL CLEAN UP WITH MY ED­I­BLE SEX LUBE!

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I’M feel­ing a bit un­der the weather this week with a sore throat, but you know me, not one to moan.

I reckon I’ve picked up some­thing when I’ve been at work at Red Light Cen­tral.

Think about it. I’m in a room where loads of other girls have been, with their minges bounc­ing about and their grubby paws ev­ery­where.

It got me think­ing, and I’ve de­cided to look into launch­ing an ed­i­ble, an­tibac­te­rial hand gel! You know, an ed­i­ble lube?

I’m think­ing of tak­ing it on Dragons Den if I man­age to pull it off!

So if I’ve been hav­ing a bit of a fid­dle I can put it on af­ter­wards, and if I’m suck­ing my fin­gers for my fans at work, I know they’re clean.

I reckon it would go down a storm. And fel­las, you could use it when your mis­sus noshes you off, so not only does she know your John­son is germ free and clean, it tastes nice too!

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