I’LL CLEAN UP WITH MY EDIBLE SEX LUBE!
I’M feeling a bit under the weather this week with a sore throat, but you know me, not one to moan.
I reckon I’ve picked up something when I’ve been at work at Red Light Central.
Think about it. I’m in a room where loads of other girls have been, with their minges bouncing about and their grubby paws everywhere.
It got me thinking, and I’ve decided to look into launching an edible, antibacterial hand gel! You know, an edible lube?
I’m thinking of taking it on Dragons Den if I manage to pull it off!
So if I’ve been having a bit of a fiddle I can put it on afterwards, and if I’m sucking my fingers for my fans at work, I know they’re clean.
I reckon it would go down a storm. And fellas, you could use it when your missus noshes you off, so not only does she know your Johnson is germ free and clean, it tastes nice too!