I’m learn­ing to dom­i­nate you, fel­las!

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FEL­LAS, I have a VERY ex­cit­ing new ven­ture to tell you about.

I'm go­ing to train as a DOM­I­NA­TRIX!

Yes, can you be­lieve it? I met this wo­man when I was hav­ing my nails done and we just got chat­ting.

I re­marked on her sexy red talons and she said, “Well I need them in my line of work.”

Ob­vi­ously I was in­trigued, so I asked what she did and she qui­etly, “I’m prob­a­bly the most suc­cess­ful dom­i­na­trix in Lon­don.”

I couldn’t be­lieve it! “I want to do that,” I said. “Can you teach me?”

She said she would, so I’m go­ing to see her this week. She’s go­ing to show me how to do the lot.

Then she’s go­ing to show me the ropes on how to tor­ture men! I can’t wait!

So if you want to join my slave list then mes­sage me on my Twit­ter page.

Also, I’m look­ing for help in com­ing up with my Mis­tress name, be­cause ev­ery dom­i­na­trix needs one, so any ideas, then tweet me!

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