Muddy hell! He wants a bonk!
A HORRIFIED homeowner called cops to report that a naked, mud-covered burglar was trying to break into his house and BONK his wife.
Paul Ott pointed at the owner’s missus through the window and indicated he wanted to have sex with her by “moving in a hunching motion”, according to cops.
He then tried to batter the back door in with a stick.
When police arrived they found Ott, 33, with a “scratched and swollen face, covered head to toe in mud and on some kind of drug.”
He tried to escape the scene in in Rowesville, South Carolina, but could not run as his underpants were around his ankles.
Ott has been charged with trespassing, public disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and indecent exposure.