Muddy hell! He wants a bonk!

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A HOR­RI­FIED home­owner called cops to re­port that a naked, mud-cov­ered bur­glar was try­ing to break into his house and BONK his wife.

Paul Ott pointed at the owner’s mis­sus through the win­dow and in­di­cated he wanted to have sex with her by “mov­ing in a hunch­ing mo­tion”, ac­cord­ing to cops.

He then tried to bat­ter the back door in with a stick.

When po­lice ar­rived they found Ott, 33, with a “scratched and swollen face, cov­ered head to toe in mud and on some kind of drug.”

He tried to es­cape the scene in in Rowesville, South Carolina, but could not run as his un­der­pants were around his an­kles.

Ott has been charged with tres­pass­ing, pub­lic dis­or­derly con­duct, re­sist­ing ar­rest and in­de­cent ex­po­sure.

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