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A DIM-WIT­TED rob­ber has been jailed for five-and-a-half-years af­ter the Darth Vader hel­met he used in the raid gave him away.

Bungling Fran­cis An­der­son dressed-up as the evil Star Wars char­ac­ter to raid a petrol sta­tion in Kil­marnock, Scot­land, last Novem­ber.

But An­der­son, 39, was hauled be­fore the courts af­ter cops found the of­fend­ing movie head-gear when they searched his house.

An­der­son, who ini­tially de­nied the charges, was found guilty of rob­bery at the High Court in Glas­gow last week.

As he was led away to start his sen­tence, An­der­son said to the judge: “Thank you, my Lord, for noth­ing.”

Ch­eryl Cole

“I think mosty men pre­fer lit­tle breaths rather than loud screams. Other­wise, you sound like a porn film.”

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