May the police force be with you
TELL HER TO KEEP IT DOWN
A DIM-WITTED robber has been jailed for five-and-a-half-years after the Darth Vader helmet he used in the raid gave him away.
Bungling Francis Anderson dressed-up as the evil Star Wars character to raid a petrol station in Kilmarnock, Scotland, last November.
But Anderson, 39, was hauled before the courts after cops found the offending movie head-gear when they searched his house.
Anderson, who initially denied the charges, was found guilty of robbery at the High Court in Glasgow last week.
As he was led away to start his sentence, Anderson said to the judge: “Thank you, my Lord, for nothing.”
“I think mosty men prefer little breaths rather than loud screams. Otherwise, you sound like a porn film.”