Huhne’s p*ssing in the wind
ENERGY Secretary Chris Huhne ( below) is trying to win a bit of favour by knocking the gas and electric companies’ pricing policies.
Now, I’m all in favour of anything that causes the energy giants discomfort and disquiet.
Not so much because of their larcenous prices — more the fact they call me up offering “competitive tariffs” whenever I’m settling down with a brew. Or for a big wank. But Huhne having a pop is a bit rich. This is a man who sings the praises of wind turbines — those vile contraptions which, on the odd days of the year they actually work, shred sea eagles.
And the tax whacked on our energy bills pays for these monstrosities.
If Huhne really wants to cut fuel bills, he could start by scrapping the subsidy for renewable energy.
But he won’t do that. Because he’s a LibDem — thus an idiot. gong up your Pulitzer? Pah!
Jane Wiedlin read my dwarf story. That’s more of a reward than money can buy. And I can now die a happy man.
CLEANSING MY ARSE: Protesters at
So she’s a bit of a top hottie for me.
Forget your British Press Awards. Stick your