Wet­ter than an ot­ter’s pocket

Porn dwarf Go-gos global

Midweek Sport - - DEANO'S WORLD -

I’VE just been to the Lake District for a week­end’s walk­ing.

OK, my idea of a good week­end used to be a lot of Bel­gian beer, some gib­ber­ish dust up the snot­ter, a cou­ple of hours at the casino and a face­ful of drip­ping whore­clunge. Now it’s hill­walk­ing. Per­haps, at long last, I’m grow­ing up. While away, I came up with a great idea for cash-strapped Bri­tain — a way to save mil­lions from the pub­lic purse.

The tax­payer-funded Met Of­fice can for­get mea­sur­ing air pres­sure and wind di­rec­tion and ex­pen­sive su­per­com­puter pre­dic­tion mod­els and all that guff.

To pro­vide a fore­cast for Cum­bria, just say “wet”.

Chances are, it will be spot on. Ev­ery time. hack­ing each other to pieces and of croc­o­diles feast­ing on the bloated corpses in rivers.

THAT, dear friends is eth­nic cleans­ing.

It is just about the most hor­rific thing that could hap­pen to a pop­u­la­tion.

Mov­ing on a few dozen peo­ple who are break­ing the law is most cer­tainly NOT eth­nic cleans­ing.

For the Dale Farm rab­ble rousers to bandy the ex­pres­sion around willy-nilly is an un­for­giv­able dis­grace.

Shame on them.

A COU­PLE of weeks ago, our sis­ter pa­per Sun­day Sport ran a story about a Gor­don Ram­say looka­like porn dwarf who was eaten by a badger.

It’s caused a bit of a ker­fuf­fle. You get over one mil­lion hits if you type “Gor­don Ram­say Sex Dwarf” into Google.

Now this isn’t boast­ing. Well, it is, a bit.

Be­cause one of the peo­ple who has tweeted the tale is Jane Wiedlin.

For those of you who aren’t fans of Ken Bruce’s Pop­mas­ter on

Ra­dio 2, Jane was a mem­ber of the Go-Gos, an all-fe­male Yank rock band.

Belinda Carlisle was also in the line-up. Jane also sang Rush Hour , which was on my fave film’s sound­track, Pretty Wo­man.

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