I’m in bed with a fella and my son bursts in!
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SANDRA: I had a terrible thing happen the other week. I was with this guy I see every now and then and while we were doing it I farted! SUE: Oh no, that’s awful. What did you do? SANDRA: I didn’t, I was mortified. He went floppy after that so I sent him home. SUE: Well, I was with this fella once and I think I might have wet the bed. We were both drunk and when I woke up in the morning the sheets were soaking wet. He didn’t say anything and nor did I. He just shot off. But you know when you wake up and you normally need a wee? This time I didn’t. SANDRA: You may well have pissed yourself then. NAME: Sandra Leather AGE: 38 FROM: Northwich OCCUPATION: Call centre worker RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Divorced FAVE FOOD: Curry FAVE DRINK: Lager FAVE FILM: Shirley Valentine SANDRA: I’ve always fancied shagging a fireman stripper. You know when you go to a hen do or something and they have strippers on?
I’d love to get one of them after they’d finished their act and give them a proper good seeing-to.
They’re always young and have dead fit bodies, but I bet if they got a real woman they wouldn’t know what to do. They’d have the ride of their life with a woman like me! SUE: I don’t know why but I like the thought of really dominating a fella. I used to have this guy who’d ask me to do him up the bum with my vibrator. I made him get one of his own in the end.
I used to quite like taking control and have him at my mercy. I would love to be like a real dominatrix and get a fella to do my cleaning and all that kind of stuff and then give him a few smacks with a whip.
Then I’d make him shag me for hours and make me come like a train!
SUE: Where is the funniest place you’ve had sex? SANDRA: I did it in the toilet when I used to work in an office. I was seeing one of the lads who worked in the canteen and he’d ring up my extension and get me to come and meet him when he was feeling frisky.
It was great – like a Diet Coke break, only for a shag instead. SUE: Ha, that’s brilliant! I once shagged a bloke on holiday at the end of one of those wooden pier things they tie the boats to on the beach. We were going at it hammer and tongs, then I realised my skirt and my knickers had fallen in the sea. I had to do the walk of shame trying to cover my bits with my top. SUE: Well, you know I like it up the bum, don’t you? I know some women moan about it but I think it’s brilliant. It just feels really naughty and dirty and you can feel the bloke’s knob a lot more.
It’s great for them too. I can actually have an orgasm from having it up the bum and they don’t even need to fiddle with my fanny. SANDRA: I’ve tried it up the bum and I didn’t like it. It really hurt. I don’t know how you can enjoy it. It’s definitely a one-way street for me!
SANDRA: I like it with me on top. The blokes always like that too because I’ve got massive boobs so they can see them bobbing about.
It’s good when a guy grabs your bum as well and makes you go faster. I like being in control. SUE: I love it doggy style because the fella can get it all the way in. And I like it when a guy pulls out and comes all over my bum. It makes me feel really dirty. SANDRA: Doesn’t take much to do that, does it?
SANDRA: Ha! Have you ever dressed up as anything sexy? I’ve got a French maid outfit that usually does it! SUE: Yes, I like being a policewoman. I’ve got a pair of handcuffs, proper ones as well. Once I handcuffed my ex to the bed and went out with the girls for a night.
When I came home he was freezing, but still very horny so I gave him a very well-earned nosh! SANDRA: I love wearing my maid’s outfit if I ever go away to a hotel. It makes me feel really horny. I pretend to be the cleaner and my fella comes in, tells me I’ve done a rubbish job of it and gives me a good seeing-to!
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