Great Escape show has tunnel vision
TELLY bosses are recreating classic war film The Great Escape by getting RAF officers to dig a 100-yard tunnel out of a prison camp.
Channel 4’s Digging The Great Escape will team up engineers and architects with the servicemen to explore how the original escape – made famous by the 1963 film starring Steve McQueen – happened.
It will also feature surviving veterans who will explain how they dug the tunnel and hid the dirt without being discovered.
Commissioning editor Julia Harrington said: “Putting engineering and science of the escape at centre stage has really paid off.
“I don’t think anybody who watches the documentary will see the story in the same way again.” SANDRA: Have you ever had a threesome? SUE: I have! I once had three blokes in one go! SANDRA: Seriously? Dirty cow! SUE: I know. It was when I was on holiday in Tenerife when I was in my 20s. I was wild then. Me and one of the girls I worked with had a bit of a party at our apartment.
We’d all been playing drinking game involving us stripping off. My friend passed out so I was left with these three fellas who were going home the next day, and I just thought, ‘F*ck it!’
So we all stripped off and got stuck in. One of them started going down on me while I sucked another off. Then I w*nked his mate with my free hand. They all kind NAME: Sue Cook AGE: 42 FROM: Crewe OCCUPATION: Housewife RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single FAVE FOOD: Pasta FAVE DRINK: Cider FAVE FILM: Mamma Mia! FAVE ACTOR: Patrick Swayze of swapped around. At one point I had one in the front, one in the back and one in my gob. SANDRA: Bloody hell! I bet you were walking like John Wayne. I’d like a threesome, but no more than that – I couldn’t cope. And it would have to be two fellas, I’m not into that lesbian stuff.
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Then in the morning my eldest lad, who’s 14, burst in wanting some money for football practice. I just had toshove the guy’s head under the duvet. SUE: Well that’s a passion killer. I got caught round the back of my local once.
Me and my ex were really pissed and nipped out for a quickie round by the bins. One of the chefs came out of the kitchen and told us to get dressed and bugger off.