Great Es­cape show has tun­nel vi­sion

THREE­SOMES

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TELLY bosses are recre­at­ing clas­sic war film The Great Es­cape by get­ting RAF of­fi­cers to dig a 100-yard tun­nel out of a prison camp.

Chan­nel 4’s Dig­ging The Great Es­cape will team up en­gi­neers and ar­chi­tects with the ser­vice­men to ex­plore how the orig­i­nal es­cape – made fa­mous by the 1963 film star­ring Steve Mc­Queen – hap­pened.

It will also fea­ture sur­viv­ing vet­er­ans who will ex­plain how they dug the tun­nel and hid the dirt with­out be­ing dis­cov­ered.

Com­mis­sion­ing editor Ju­lia Har­ring­ton said: “Putting en­gi­neer­ing and sci­ence of the es­cape at cen­tre stage has re­ally paid off.

“I don’t think any­body who watches the doc­u­men­tary will see the story in the same way again.” SAN­DRA: Have you ever had a three­some? SUE: I have! I once had three blokes in one go! SAN­DRA: Se­ri­ously? Dirty cow! SUE: I know. It was when I was on hol­i­day in Tener­ife when I was in my 20s. I was wild then. Me and one of the girls I worked with had a bit of a party at our apart­ment.

We’d all been play­ing drink­ing game in­volv­ing us strip­ping off. My friend passed out so I was left with these three fel­las who were go­ing home the next day, and I just thought, ‘F*ck it!’

So we all stripped off and got stuck in. One of them started go­ing down on me while I sucked an­other off. Then I w*nked his mate with my free hand. They all kind NAME: Sue Cook AGE: 42 FROM: Crewe OC­CU­PA­TION: House­wife RE­LA­TION­SHIP STA­TUS: Sin­gle FAVE FOOD: Pasta FAVE DRINK: Cider FAVE FILM: Mamma Mia! FAVE AC­TOR: Pa­trick Swayze of swapped around. At one point I had one in the front, one in the back and one in my gob. SAN­DRA: Bloody hell! I bet you were walk­ing like John Wayne. I’d like a three­some, but no more than that – I couldn’t cope. And it would have to be two fel­las, I’m not into that les­bian stuff.

CAUGHT OUT

SAN­DRA: I got caught by one of the kids the other day. It was aw­ful! I’d been out in town on Fri­day night and brought this fella back. I sneaked him in the back door so the kids didn’t see him.

Then in the morn­ing my eldest lad, who’s 14, burst in want­ing some money for foot­ball prac­tice. I just had toshove the guy’s head un­der the du­vet. SUE: Well that’s a pas­sion killer. I got caught round the back of my lo­cal once.

Me and my ex were re­ally pissed and nipped out for a quickie round by the bins. One of the chefs came out of the kitchen and told us to get dressed and bug­ger off.

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