Sky babe Sofia: I’m a tranny!

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I went dog­ging with one of my ex fel­las once and it was hi­lar­i­ous. We just did it for a laugh re­ally.

But I have to say it was a bit weird. We parked up and got down to it, and these old men came out of the bushes.

It was like a porn ver­sion of Dawn of the Dead. They were all re­ally creepy look­ing. I was glad to get my knick­ers back on and get out of there.

But it’s one of those things that I have al­ways fan­cied do­ing so I’m glad I’ve ticked it off the list! Yes, I love giv­ing head. I find it very sat­is­fy­ing when I am driv­ing a fella wild. I’ve been told I’m pretty good at them as well.

I think it’s im­por­tant to have a bit of hand ac­tion as well as us­ing your mouth. The best bit is they are so grate­ful af­ter you give them head they want to do the same to you! I’d catch him rum­mag­ing through my be­long­ings then make him strip off. Once he’s re­deemed him­self by pleas­ing me I’d give him a good see­ing-to! Yes, I’ve done a girl-on-girl porno! It was my first time as well and it was with Lin­sey Dawn McKen­zie. I was scared to death be­cause I’d never been with a wo­man be­fore but Lin­sey was great. Yeah, I love them. I’ve got a Ram­pant Rab­bit and a Bul­let. They are both re­ally good. I like the Rab­bit if I’m on my own and the Bul­let when I’m with my man for a bit of clit stim­u­la­tion. Yes, I re­ally en­joy it. You have to take it slowly with lots of lube. I don’t do it ev­ery time I have sex, just as the oc­ca­sional treat! TELLY beauty Sofia Ver­gara reck­ons she looks like a TRANS­VES­TITE!

With her enor­mous boobs and curvy bum, the gor­geous star of Sky 1’s Modern Fam­ily is ev­ery red-blooded bloke’s idea of the per­fect wo­man.

But the 39-year-old Colom­bian, who plays mum Glo­ria in the show, says she could eas­ily be mis­taken for a He-She.

Sofia said: “I look like a trans­sex­ual any­way.

“I’m a wo­man, but I’m su­per-ex­ag­ger­ated with my boobs, my ass, my make-up and my ac­cent.

“When I get ready for an event, I al­ways look at my­self in the mir­ror and say, ‘I look like a trans­ves­tite!’ I love it!”

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