Sky babe Sofia: I’m a tranny!
I went dogging with one of my ex fellas once and it was hilarious. We just did it for a laugh really.
But I have to say it was a bit weird. We parked up and got down to it, and these old men came out of the bushes.
It was like a porn version of Dawn of the Dead. They were all really creepy looking. I was glad to get my knickers back on and get out of there.
But it’s one of those things that I have always fancied doing so I’m glad I’ve ticked it off the list! Yes, I love giving head. I find it very satisfying when I am driving a fella wild. I’ve been told I’m pretty good at them as well.
I think it’s important to have a bit of hand action as well as using your mouth. The best bit is they are so grateful after you give them head they want to do the same to you! I’d catch him rummaging through my belongings then make him strip off. Once he’s redeemed himself by pleasing me I’d give him a good seeing-to! Yes, I’ve done a girl-on-girl porno! It was my first time as well and it was with Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I was scared to death because I’d never been with a woman before but Linsey was great. Yeah, I love them. I’ve got a Rampant Rabbit and a Bullet. They are both really good. I like the Rabbit if I’m on my own and the Bullet when I’m with my man for a bit of clit stimulation. Yes, I really enjoy it. You have to take it slowly with lots of lube. I don’t do it every time I have sex, just as the occasional treat! TELLY beauty Sofia Vergara reckons she looks like a TRANSVESTITE!
With her enormous boobs and curvy bum, the gorgeous star of Sky 1’s Modern Family is every red-blooded bloke’s idea of the perfect woman.
But the 39-year-old Colombian, who plays mum Gloria in the show, says she could easily be mistaken for a He-She.
Sofia said: “I look like a transsexual anyway.
“I’m a woman, but I’m super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my make-up and my accent.
“When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, ‘I look like a transvestite!’ I love it!”