MY SAUCY OLD MIS­SUS IS DRIV­ING ME TO DRINK

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Dear Lynsey, I HAVE been mar­ried to the mis­sus for 35 years and our sex life hasn’t been up to much for the last decade.

To be hon­est, I wasn’t too ar­sed – she had let her­self go a bit so I didn’t think I was miss­ing out on much in the bed­room.

Then last week she de­cided she wanted to start bonk­ing again and wouldn’t take no for an an­swer.

Even­tu­ally – af­ter a few bot­tles of Newcy Brown – she started to look OK and I man­aged to get my­self in the mood.

But now she is both­er­ing me at least three times a week and I’m wor­ried I might de­velop an al­co­hol prob­lem if I

Jack, Gateshead

Lynsey says:

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