MY SAUCY OLD MISSUS IS DRIVING ME TO DRINK
AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION WITH
Dear Lynsey, I HAVE been married to the missus for 35 years and our sex life hasn’t been up to much for the last decade.
To be honest, I wasn’t too arsed – she had let herself go a bit so I didn’t think I was missing out on much in the bedroom.
Then last week she decided she wanted to start bonking again and wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Eventually – after a few bottles of Newcy Brown – she started to look OK and I managed to get myself in the mood.
But now she is bothering me at least three times a week and I’m worried I might develop an alcohol problem if I