Cheap pizzas get on my tits
MY tits have gone massive at the moment and I think it’s because I’ve put a bit of weight on as I can’t be arsed to cook.
I’ve got this thing called a Tastecard where you get half price meals, so rather than faff round cooking, we just keep going out.
I’ve been stuffing my face at Pizza Express and Café Rouge which is all pasta and carbs but bloody lovely too.
The thing is it’s all very nice to have a romantic meal at home with your fella but it takes so long to prepare and clean up, you’re too shattered for any rumpy.
The way I see it, if I go out for a bargain dinner then I’m still up for sex when I get home and I’m spending less time washing up and more time having a right good go on Mark.
So everyone’s a winner!