Cheap piz­zas get on my tits

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MY tits have gone mas­sive at the mo­ment and I think it’s be­cause I’ve put a bit of weight on as I can’t be ar­sed to cook.

I’ve got this thing called a Taste­card where you get half price meals, so rather than faff round cook­ing, we just keep go­ing out.

I’ve been stuff­ing my face at Pizza Ex­press and Café Rouge which is all pasta and carbs but bloody lovely too.

The thing is it’s all very nice to have a ro­man­tic meal at home with your fella but it takes so long to pre­pare and clean up, you’re too shat­tered for any rumpy.

The way I see it, if I go out for a bar­gain din­ner then I’m still up for sex when I get home and I’m spend­ing less time wash­ing up and more time hav­ing a right good go on Mark.

So ev­ery­one’s a win­ner!

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