Juicy Jess is a Real babe!
I SEE there’s a new series of BBC3 show The Real Hustle starting on Monday. And while I don’t really give a shit about the programme, I’ll be tuning in just to ogle the host Jessica-Jane Clement.
I bumped into her recently at the Koko club in Camden, London, and she is unbelievably FIT in the flesh.
I thought she looked good on telly, so to see her with her boobs bursting out of her little low-cut, top right in front of my face, was enough to have my undercarriage tingling.
I wanted to ask her if she fancied coming with me to the toilets for a snog, but she was with a fella and I didn’t want to cramp his style!