Why won’t BBC warm to truth?
SCIENTISTS reckon they've found a sub-atomic particle travelling faster than the speed of light. This particle is indescribably small. Smaller even than Jedward’s shared brain. And it was travelling faster than a Subaru going through the front window at Rumbelows.
Even the boffins who witnessed this phenomenon were not entirely sure they've got it right.
They’ve asked other eggheads to check it out, because this is massive.
If sub-atomic particles are moving faster than light it means they are moving through time. So tiny parts of you are already in next week, or something.
It could lead to Prof Brian Cox having to re-record parts of his TV series, Wonders of the Universe.