MUDDY MAR­VEL­LOUS!

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WHILE I would in no way like to be at the mercy of the Ital­ian jus­tice sys­tem, their courts sound a hoot.

Dur­ing Amanda ‘Foxy Knoxy’ Knox’s ap­peal hear­ing, a lawyer called Carlo Pa­celli said of her: “She was a di­a­bol­i­cal, Satan­tic, de­monic she-devil.

“She was muddy on the out­side and dirty on the in­side. She has two souls, the clean one you see here be­fore you, and the other. She is bor­der­line. She likes al­co­hol, drugs and she likes hot, wild sex.”

That guy should not be a lawyer. He should be writ­ing online dat­ing pro­files for peo­ple.

I par­tic­u­larly like the bit ‘muddy on the out­side and dirty on the in­side’.

For some rea­son, that line makes my wee-wee point up.

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