WHILE I would in no way like to be at the mercy of the Italian justice system, their courts sound a hoot.
During Amanda ‘Foxy Knoxy’ Knox’s appeal hearing, a lawyer called Carlo Pacelli said of her: “She was a diabolical, Satantic, demonic she-devil.
“She was muddy on the outside and dirty on the inside. She has two souls, the clean one you see here before you, and the other. She is borderline. She likes alcohol, drugs and she likes hot, wild sex.”
That guy should not be a lawyer. He should be writing online dating profiles for people.
I particularly like the bit ‘muddy on the outside and dirty on the inside’.
For some reason, that line makes my wee-wee point up.