Swing­ing? That’s just wub­bish!

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CHAT show host Jonathon Ross says he’d never do wifeswap­ping with his friends be­cause none of them are at­trac­tive enough.

The 50-year-old ITV1 star says he was once ac­cused of try­ing to get cou­ples back to his house for raunchy swing­ing ses­sions with his big-boobed wife Jane Gold­man, 41.

But he flatly de­nies it say­ing: “Some­one wrote that Jane and I were try­ing to lure peo­ple to our house in the evenings by putting on porno movies.

“That has never hap­pened. Be­sides we’ve no pals we’d want to swing with. Urgh!”

And Ross re­vealed he has a su­per fu­tur­is­tic toi­let that wipes his arse for him.

He said: “When you’ve fin­ished your busi­ness, a lovely warm jet of water washes you off.

“A hairdryer them comes out and dries you. Fab­u­lous.”

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