Swinging? That’s just wubbish!
CHAT show host Jonathon Ross says he’d never do wifeswapping with his friends because none of them are attractive enough.
The 50-year-old ITV1 star says he was once accused of trying to get couples back to his house for raunchy swinging sessions with his big-boobed wife Jane Goldman, 41.
But he flatly denies it saying: “Someone wrote that Jane and I were trying to lure people to our house in the evenings by putting on porno movies.
“That has never happened. Besides we’ve no pals we’d want to swing with. Urgh!”
And Ross revealed he has a super futuristic toilet that wipes his arse for him.
He said: “When you’ve finished your business, a lovely warm jet of water washes you off.
“A hairdryer them comes out and dries you. Fabulous.”