LET’S just get this straight, it’s not about the dancing. Seriously, it’s not about the dancing.
It’s not about Bruce Forsyth, it’s not about the competition, it’s not about the celebrities’ journey and it’s definitely not about the dancing.
It is, however, about the outfits and the women who wear them.
So while your missus coos about the graceful steps and recoils in shock at Bruno’s barbed criticism, you can spend three minutes staring at Alex Jones’s tits — they’re massive, you know.
So are those of that one who was on Waterloo Road. Huge!
Oh, and there’s always the chance you’ll get to see Bruce kark it on air.
Miss that and no amount of watching it on Youtube won't ever make up for it.