FRI­DAY

Midweek Sport - - TV GUIDE -

LET’S just get this straight, it’s not about the danc­ing. Se­ri­ously, it’s not about the danc­ing.

It’s not about Bruce Forsyth, it’s not about the com­pe­ti­tion, it’s not about the celebri­ties’ jour­ney and it’s def­i­nitely not about the danc­ing.

It is, how­ever, about the out­fits and the women who wear them.

So while your mis­sus coos about the grace­ful steps and re­coils in shock at Bruno’s barbed crit­i­cism, you can spend three min­utes star­ing at Alex Jones’s tits — they’re mas­sive, you know.

So are those of that one who was on Water­loo Road. Huge!

Oh, and there’s al­ways the chance you’ll get to see Bruce kark it on air.

Miss that and no amount of watch­ing it on Youtube won't ever make up for it.

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