Drunk’s road streak

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As they filed in, Kate leaned for­ward and put her lips against mine.

She was a great kisser, and I loved play­ing with her pert boobs and erect nip­ples.

There were peo­ple all around us, gig­gling and tak­ing pho­tos, but we couldn’t care less as we were so caught up in the mo­ment.

We dis­ap­peared off to the near­est bed­room and be­gan tak­ing off our pants, let­ting our fin­gers and tongues run wild all over each oth­ers’ naked bod­ies.

There were cheers and clap­ping out­side the door as Kate be­gan to moan in plea­sure at me run­ning my lips over her nether re­gion.

The next day, pho­tos of Kate and I mys­te­ri­ously ap­peared on a Face­book group.

But I didn’t mind. All the com­ments were pos­i­tive — which is hardly a sur­prise, re­ally!

The next night Kate aban­doned her lust for women and hooked up with a hunky lad from the Uni foot­ball team in­stead. She’s play­ing the field, and so is ev­ery­one else.

My only re­gret is that I can’t stay on for the full year! A NAKED drunk dodg­ing traf­fic in the road at night was ar­rested af­ter he jumped in front of a po­lice car.

Po­lice an­swer­ing com­plaints found Devon Lane Rus­sell, 27, walk­ing along the road.

Rus­sell was wav­ing his arms and yelling un­til he re­alised the on­com­ing car was a cop car.

When the of­fi­cer asked why he was naked, Rus­sell said that the weather was cool, and ‘it feels good.’

He was charged with dis­or­derly con­duct, open lewd­ness and pub­lic drunk­en­ness in Hei­del­berg, Penn­syl­va­nia. To get our most up-to-date list of up-for-it women in your area sim­ply send £5 in cash, cheque or PO to FINEBOURNE, PO Box 210, Ch­ester­field, S41 8LP

STU­DENTS UNION: We get to­gether, start­ing with our tongues

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