Drunk’s road streak
As they filed in, Kate leaned forward and put her lips against mine.
She was a great kisser, and I loved playing with her pert boobs and erect nipples.
There were people all around us, giggling and taking photos, but we couldn’t care less as we were so caught up in the moment.
We disappeared off to the nearest bedroom and began taking off our pants, letting our fingers and tongues run wild all over each others’ naked bodies.
There were cheers and clapping outside the door as Kate began to moan in pleasure at me running my lips over her nether region.
The next day, photos of Kate and I mysteriously appeared on a Facebook group.
But I didn’t mind. All the comments were positive — which is hardly a surprise, really!
The next night Kate abandoned her lust for women and hooked up with a hunky lad from the Uni football team instead. She’s playing the field, and so is everyone else.
My only regret is that I can’t stay on for the full year! A NAKED drunk dodging traffic in the road at night was arrested after he jumped in front of a police car.
Police answering complaints found Devon Lane Russell, 27, walking along the road.
Russell was waving his arms and yelling until he realised the oncoming car was a cop car.
When the officer asked why he was naked, Russell said that the weather was cool, and ‘it feels good.’
He was charged with disorderly conduct, open lewdness and public drunkenness in Heidelberg, Pennsylvania. To get our most up-to-date list of up-for-it women in your area simply send £5 in cash, cheque or PO to FINEBOURNE, PO Box 210, Chesterfield, S41 8LP
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