WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEE­ING A BIT OF WOOD?

Thanks for the TOWIE beef!

Midweek Sport - - TV GUIDE -

I CAN’T see what all the fuss is about X Fac­tor fella Las­cel Wood (left), who has been caught hav­ing one off the wrist on the in­ter­net.

It’s meant to be a singing com­pe­ti­tion so what does it mat­ter if he likes to get on a we­b­cam and wank?

We’ve all got needs at the end of the day, and all the poor lad did was have a bit of a fid­dle online!

Peo­ple in Bri­tain need to stop be­ing so bloody uptight about sex. He can still sing can’t he, so what does it mat­ter? I’m sure if they put a cam­era in each of the con­tes­tants’ bed­rooms they’d see much more juicy things than a bit of self-lov­ing!

Just be­cause he put his video on the in­ter­net doesn’t make it right that he’s hung out to dry.

I’m sick of all these bor­ing pop stars who bleat on about how vir­tu­ous they are. We need some singers who have a bit about them.

Sod the X Fac­tor, let’s have the Sex Fac­tor! That’d make Satur­day nights a more in­ter­est­ing! TOWIE was bril­liant on Sun­day night – I just love that show!

And it was re­ally good to see they’ve got a few more hunky fel­las on there!

That Mario Fal­cone (left), who goes out with Lucy Meck, looked well fit when he dropped his trousers.

He’s got a proper tasty bum on him. She’s a lucky girl.

I’d been think­ing it was about time they got some more blokes on there.

That Mark Wright is good look­ing but he’s a bit of a dick and the rest of the blokes are pretty av­er­age.

It’s not fair that they have loads of sexy girls and no eye candy for us. So thanks TOWIE for get­ting some hot guys for us girls to perv over! MY FRIEND Gemma Massey is go­ing to be on The Only Way Is Es­sex soon. I can’t wait!

She’s dat­ing club boss Kirk Nor­cross. It’s great to see a Sport girl on main­stream telly – and I think she’ll rat­tle all the other girls as she’s a BABE! soft and I’m al­ways hav­ing pedi­cures.

So if you fancy a pair of my size 4 trot­ters, tweet me @lin­sey_­dawn

I’m also go­ing shop­ping to get some new lin­gerie. I love shop­ping for sexy un­der­wear so if there’s any­thing you fancy see­ing me in, drop me a line!

HOT STUFF: Gemma Massey is com­ing to

al­ways get loads of pos­i­tive com­ments about my feet. I like to keep them nice and

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