WHAT’S WRONG WITH SEEING A BIT OF WOOD?
Thanks for the TOWIE beef!
I CAN’T see what all the fuss is about X Factor fella Lascel Wood (left), who has been caught having one off the wrist on the internet.
It’s meant to be a singing competition so what does it matter if he likes to get on a webcam and wank?
We’ve all got needs at the end of the day, and all the poor lad did was have a bit of a fiddle online!
People in Britain need to stop being so bloody uptight about sex. He can still sing can’t he, so what does it matter? I’m sure if they put a camera in each of the contestants’ bedrooms they’d see much more juicy things than a bit of self-loving!
Just because he put his video on the internet doesn’t make it right that he’s hung out to dry.
I’m sick of all these boring pop stars who bleat on about how virtuous they are. We need some singers who have a bit about them.
Sod the X Factor, let’s have the Sex Factor! That’d make Saturday nights a more interesting! TOWIE was brilliant on Sunday night – I just love that show!
And it was really good to see they’ve got a few more hunky fellas on there!
That Mario Falcone (left), who goes out with Lucy Meck, looked well fit when he dropped his trousers.
He’s got a proper tasty bum on him. She’s a lucky girl.
I’d been thinking it was about time they got some more blokes on there.
That Mark Wright is good looking but he’s a bit of a dick and the rest of the blokes are pretty average.
It’s not fair that they have loads of sexy girls and no eye candy for us. So thanks TOWIE for getting some hot guys for us girls to perv over! MY FRIEND Gemma Massey is going to be on The Only Way Is Essex soon. I can’t wait!
She’s dating club boss Kirk Norcross. It’s great to see a Sport girl on mainstream telly – and I think she’ll rattle all the other girls as she’s a BABE! soft and I’m always having pedicures.
So if you fancy a pair of my size 4 trotters, tweet me @linsey_dawn
I’m also going shopping to get some new lingerie. I love shopping for sexy underwear so if there’s anything you fancy seeing me in, drop me a line!
HOT STUFF: Gemma Massey is coming to
always get loads of positive comments about my feet. I like to keep them nice and