FROZEN STIFFY!

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COCKY pranksters had lo­cals chuck­ling yes­ter­day af­ter erect­ing a ‘Chilly Willy’ out of win­ter’s first snow­fall.

The gi­ant six-foot phal­lus ap­peared on the side of a main road in Easter­house, Glas­gow, prompt­ing com­muters to dou­ble-take as they drove past.

And the frozen cre­ation even boasted twigs for pube.

One passer-by said: “It’s a very good like­ness of a cock and balls.

“The peo­ple who did it might have been mak­ing mis­chief, but they’re clearly very tal­ented.

“And it surely bright­ened up the day of driv­ers, who were snarled up on the icy roads.

“If you squint you can just imag­ine Frosty the Snow­man ly­ing on his back hav­ing lots of naughty thoughts about Mrs Snow­man!”

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