Rude veg pulls the other one
A STUNNED pensioner went to dig up a carrot in his garden and pulled out a w***ing man instead!
Bernard Ambridge was gobsmacked when he saw the rude vegetable ( above) – which he reckons looks more like a man masturbating, complete with an erection.
Bernard was at his allotments in Crawley, West Sussex, when he made the saucy find.
The 73-year-old has two allotment plots, which he works on with his wife Jean.
He said: “When I dug up the carrot, I couldn’t believe it.
“I thought it looked like a little man with arms and legs.
“It’s missing a proper-sized head but it has some hair.
“We managed to keep him for four or five days before it started to shrivel – then we had to eat him.
“It felt a bit like murder!
“It did taste lovely, though – lovely and sweet.”