Rude veg pulls the other one

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A STUNNED pen­sioner went to dig up a car­rot in his gar­den and pulled out a w***ing man in­stead!

Bernard Am­bridge was gob­s­macked when he saw the rude vegetable ( above) – which he reck­ons looks more like a man mas­tur­bat­ing, com­plete with an erec­tion.

Bernard was at his al­lot­ments in Craw­ley, West Sus­sex, when he made the saucy find.

The 73-year-old has two allotment plots, which he works on with his wife Jean.

He said: “When I dug up the car­rot, I couldn’t be­lieve it.

“I thought it looked like a lit­tle man with arms and legs.

“It’s miss­ing a proper-sized head but it has some hair.

“We man­aged to keep him for four or five days be­fore it started to shrivel – then we had to eat him.

“It felt a bit like mur­der!

“It did taste lovely, though – lovely and sweet.”

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