DEANO’S WORLD NAKED COLUMNIST OF THE YEAR
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IN an interview with the David Cameron has “revealed” he is not allowed to decorate the family Christmas tree and that he would love to watch on Christmas Day.
Ye c***ing gods! Will you get a grip, you arsehole?
The country is diving headlong into the sh*t-heap and our national leader is blathering on about his Xmas Day routine.
It’s all part of this pathetic fashion for politicians to appear more human – just like Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls revealing makes him cry (Eh?). Running the country ain’t a soap opera, it’s not some reality TV sh*te.
I don’t give a tinker’s f*** if the PM makes his kiddywinks breakfast or the Deputy Prime Minister flicks a duster around his house.
Churchill, Attlee, Mrs Thatcher – they didn’t gurgle on about their domestic routines. They got on with the job and each of them left the country in a better state.
We have got a million and one half-arsed celebrities willing to share the minutiae of their vacuous lives.
Our national leaders should not be joining in this revolting – and very unbritish – trend.
ONE in three youngsters under 16 does not own a single book.
Morrisons supermarket needed to send 150 out of 210 new recruits hired in Salford for remedial classes because they were too thick to stack shelves.
If those facts are not related, I’ll eat a dog turd live on ITV2.