Twins move to stop war of brothers
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OASIS fans breathed a big sigh of relief after experts finally stepped in to heal a rift between warring brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher... JEDWARD!
The X Factor twins – aka John and Edward Grimes, 20 – say they’re the ones to mend the rockers’ shattered relationship.
John said: “We hate to see brothers fighting and Noel and Liam are at it again. We’d love to help them.
“Liam said he’ll sue Noel and now Noel says he’ll sue Liam for trying to bash him with a guitar. We’d tell them never do that. Guitars are, like, totally too expensive.”
Noel, 44, and Liam, 39, are filing lawsuits against each other citing defamation of character for comments made in the wake of the break-up of Oasis in 2009.
Their row reached fever pitch last week when Liam said he’d rather “eat sh*t” than work with Noel again.
Liam, who now fronts band Beady Eye, ranted: “I’d rather eat my own sh*t than be in a band with him again.” – Malcolm Evans,
Southend CLARE: I’ve never been the type to go out and get wasted and wake up with a munter, but I did sleep with a close friend once.
Intrigue got the better of me as I’d never had him, but now I know why. He had a maggot willy and it was over in about two minutes. SARAH: Oh Jesus! What happened? Did you stay friends? CLARE: We did until I got p*ssed and told everyone in our friendship group that he was bad in bed. Funnily enough, he’s not spoken to me since. SARAH: I had a bad time with one of my friends as well. We were drunk and I fell asleep halfway through it.
In the morning I realised he’d been sick and we’d been lying in it. Sleeping with your mates is never good. NAME: Clare Granger AGE: 33 OCCUPATION: Dental nurse RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single FAVE FOOD: Fish, chips and mushy peas FAVE DRINK: Bacardi and
Coke FAVE ACTOR: Ewan Mcgregor FAVE FILM: CLARE: Has anything really bad happened to you while you were on the job – apart from lying in vomit all night? SARAH: I went to my sister’s house a few years ago and I ended up getting off with one of her flatmates.
We were doing it on the sofa and my sister and her boyfriend walked in. They got a really good view of my bare bum bobbing up and down. CLARE: Oh that’s awful. I bet you never lived that one down? SARAH: No, she still reminds me about it to this day. CLARE: My boyfriend’s dad once walked in on us having sex on top of the bed when I was younger. SARAH: What did he do? CLARE: He thought it was really funny. Plus, I think he fancied me so he probably got a bit of a thrill from seeing my boobs. SARAH: Ever had a one-night stand? CLARE:
Yes, I had one just last week. Have you? SARAH: I’ve had one or two. Not loads, though. CLARE: I think they’re good fun. They are great when you’re drunk and that’s when mine have tended to happen. SARAH: The sex isn’t very good though, is it? CLARE: It just depends on the bloke.
If you’re still coherent you can have really rampant sex and it’s great. I’ve not had a bad experience with them. NAME: Sarah Hunter AGE: 36 OCCUPATION: Estate agent RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Dating FAVE FOOD: Sausage and mash FAVE DRINK: Gin and tonic FAVE ACTOR: Jeff Bridges FAVE FILM: SARAH: What’s the strangest place you’ve done it? CLARE: Definitely down the alley beside our house. There were people just yards away but they couldn’t see us. SARAH: I like having sex outside, too. The thought of getting caught is a such big turn-on. CLARE: Have you ever been caught? SARAH: No, but I used to have sex in our local park a lot and all our neighbours and family friends walked through there. It was a thrill that we might get caught, but we didn’t.