DID you know that if it wasn’t for booze, we’d still be wandering around dressed in furs, hunting and picking berries?
According to this documentary, beer is the reason we decided to settle down and get civilised.
Growing our own barley meant we could get pissed whenever we wanted, instead of hoping to luck upon some fermenting fruit.
So it seems that from Shakespeare to Beethoven, and central heating to carpets – it’s all down to beer.
I’ll raise a glass to that, mind you, Friday night at 10pm – won’t most beer drinkers be down the pub?