COME by, Shep! Come by, lad! Ah, poetry.
Watching this show is like a kind of tranquilizer – like a sheep dung scented heroin.
It leaves you in a kind of intensely relaxed state as collies chase sheep and gruff farmers whistle and shout at them.
And it’s legal, less addictive and doesn’t make you look like you’ve got the AIDS.
In it’s day, this show got eight million viewers – that’s more than Doctor Who, and no wonder.
Please, watch and enjoy.